ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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