It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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