omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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