i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
