i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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