I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
When did we convert life to cartoon?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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