she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
