i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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