You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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