That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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