I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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