I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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