Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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