There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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