So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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