therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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