Welp...herpes.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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