Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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