doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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