508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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