Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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