Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
My penis needs a shock collar
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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