so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Randomize
