This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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