i don't like sucking hair
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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