is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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