i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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