Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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