Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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