How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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