Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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