On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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