But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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