Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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