I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Randomize
