Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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