im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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