Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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