He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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