No, drunk sperm still make babies.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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