the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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