Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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