thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
do herpes really smell.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Randomize
