My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
A+ Viking dick
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Randomize
