love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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