I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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