She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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