If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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