dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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