hotel room ftw
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
