just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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